You found the super secret page. The one I only tell actual readers about. Awesome. Welcome.
I have this idea for a really cool email game. Just for my readers. It's going to take me a while to build it, because I want it to be damn good when it's done. In the meantime, I want to shower you with gifts. Will you let me? Sign up below, because you'll get experience points and stuff. -Alyssa